Darrens Gone a-Job Hunting

Darren has been filling out job applications, for what it seems like, forever! But this app was the best one haha.
It was for a pizza place. Don't remember the name. I thought it was one of those... you have to read all the instructoins before you do it... and if you do, then they know you don't follow directions.

He was asked to draw a picture of himself on the front side and write a poem about him on the back. HaHa!

This is the picture....

The poem...he asked for my help and this is what we put.

I think I'm fun,

I think I'm grate,

I'm married now,

And can not date.

I go to school,

I have a son,
I need a job,
I ain't no bum.